Friday, May 22, 2009
Video Games Make for Dirty Americans
This is why the rest of the world hates us - all we do is sit around on our fat American butts, playing video games and launching Predator drones while the sweat and grime build up on us.
There's even a rumor that the term "ugly American" is being replaced by "stinky Yankee".
If only there was something that allowed us to be near to our gaming yet provided a way to cleanse our crummy bodies.
Fear not - it's Tetris soap! And Space Invaders soap! We're saved!
I can't wait to scrub my ass with a little Donkey Kong, followed up by a spritz of Eau de Frogger.