Once again, Etsy saves the day.
If you were thinking of popping a cap in Rover's general direction, or knocking off Fluffy, just so you could stuff them and use their carcasses as decorations, rejoice! There's no need, with Feltidermy!
But seriously, if you were really thinking that, get help. Immediately.
Feltidermy by Girlsavage, via Neatorama