Understanding the Food Network

Amusing site, including attempts to explain the appeal of various Food Network personalities via little known (and even less true) facts and tidbits.

Like these:

Paula Dean: Paula tests experimental drugs for The Pfizer Corporation. This results in side effects that may account for her constantly cackling like a chicken and occasionally barking during show taping.

The Dean Boys: They support their extravagant beer/miniature golf lifestyle by brazenly embezzling from their mother’s restaurant. Also, each brother thinks that the other one is gay.