Sunday, August 9, 2009

Understanding the Food Network

Amusing site, including attempts to explain the appeal of various Food Network personalities via little known (and even less true) facts and tidbits.

Like these:

Paula Dean: Paula tests experimental drugs for The Pfizer Corporation. This results in side effects that may account for her constantly cackling like a chicken and occasionally barking during show taping.

The Dean Boys: They support their extravagant beer/miniature golf lifestyle by brazenly embezzling from their mother’s restaurant. Also, each brother thinks that the other one is gay.

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