At first I thought this was keen satire, but it's true - Tom DeLay will be dancing around the floor this season on Dancing With The Stars.
DeLay has roughly 30 years of experience dancing around the truth, so his footwork should be impeccable.
If I was one of the other contestants, I'd keep a close eye on DeLay. Or have you forgotten about the whole Tonya Harding - Nancy Kerrigan fiasco?
Dancing With The Stars: Hammer Time. Coming to an ABC station this fall.
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