Tuesday, August 18, 2009

God Needs To Have A Talk With Michele Bachmann

Noted Minnesota right-wing wack-a-doodle Rep. Michele Bachmann says she'll run for President of the United States if God calls her to do it.

God needs to take a meeting with Bachmann to make clear that He's much too busy with the end of days to assist her in promoting her particular brand of crazy.

Did Bachmann seek the Lord's counsel before tossing out the following quotes?

To Sean Hannity: “It’s like Thomas Jefferson said, a revolution every now and then is a good thing. We are at the point Sean, of revolution.”

"Little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal and natural and perhaps they should try it."

"Literally, if we took away the minimum wage—if conceivably it was gone—we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level."

"No one that I know disagrees with natural selection — that you can take various breeds of dogs ... breed them, you get different kinds of dogs," she said. "It's just a fact of life. ... Where there's controversy is (at the question) 'Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being?' There’s a real lack of evidence from change from actual species to a different type of species. That's where it's difficult to prove."

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