Snowboard the Lazy Man Way

Looking for the xtreme thrill of snowboarding but don't want to work up a sweat doing it? Perhaps the gas-powered snowboard is your way to give nature the finger.

For only $2000, you can slalom among old-school boarders while melting the slopes with your hot, stinky exhaust. Don't let a little snow and cold get you down. 6.5 horsepower will give you the edge that you need.

And you can still wear the narly duds.