Ass Towel

This probably goes a little farther than most people choose to take it, but when you stop to think about it, it's a good point. You don't want to wipe your face with the same cloth that you just used to wipe your butt.

The Ass Towel, while still in prototype form, is meant for those who might be squeamish about getting your ass stuff on your face stuff. It looks like a typical towel, but with a special blue square that you use when drying off your backside. Then, ass-suming you keep your eyes open when toweling off, you can avoid using the blue section anywhere near your face, or anyplace else you don't want to contaminate.

Adrian Monk would love this.

This sort of makes me wonder why we don't have a bigger issue with using the same towel, over and over, on various body parts. It's like Russian roulette when you think about it. It's only a matter of time before the funk hits the face.

I'm going to start making certain that key areas of my body are super-duper clean before grabbing my towel from now on. You do what you think is right.