Vincent Gonzalez assaulted his girlfriend. With a cheeseburger. Gonzalez got into an argument with his girlfriend, and in retaliation, she threw his drink out the window. Escalating inappropriately, Gonzalez smacked his girlfriend in the face with his burger, then for good measure, yanked her from the car and proceeded to play Whack-a-Mole on her head with his now-smushed Wimpy special.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some bail money today.
It's a good thing they weren't at Subway. Who knows what kind of permanent damage he could have caused with a $5 foot long.
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