Mustache Accessories: Entertain Like Tom Selleck

Have you ever hosted a party that seemed to lack a certain spark?

You can't quite put your finger on it, but guests just don't seem to be at the peak of their enjoyment potential, even though the food is wonderful, the music soothing, and there's sparkling conversation in the air.

Next time, try mustache accessories, and party like a 1980s TV detective!

Start off with these narly mustache napkin rings, because partygoers will be thrilled to see someone else's nose hair on their table linens. Especially if the mouth-wipers are in a Hawaiian shirt pattern.

Since real men (and the women who love them) drink right from the longneck, how about a collection of bottle 'staches to pull the room together? If the Selleck look isn't for you, perhaps drinking like Ditka or Snidely Whiplash is more your style.

Drink up, Higgins. We have some crime fightin' to do after this.