Thursday, June 11, 2009

Boxes Are Not Costumes!

Back in the 90s, when my oldest son was in elementary school, his mom decided that for Halloween, it would be cute to take a huge box, cover it with wrapping paper, cut out holes for his head and arms, and let him walk around pretending to be a Christmas present.

She was both lazy and suffered from holiday confusion.

He was mortified, and to this day, bitches and moans about it like it happened last week. And this was almost 20 years ago.

Son, thank your lucky stars that you were 9 and it was a one-shot deal. These people appear to enjoy themselves doing essentially the same thing that has brought you nearly two decades of shame and humiliation.

15 Absolutely Horrible People Dressed As Boxy Robot Pictures
, via Unreality


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