Crazy Senate Twitter Geezer

Senator Chuck Grassley, in an attempt to show how rad and hep he remains even after spending 97 years in the Congress, has resorted to sending almost indecipherable Tweets that frankly seem a little beneath the dignity of a sitting U.S. Senator.


Ummm. What?

I see you've already imparted your wisdom on colleagues when it comes to solving America's energy problems, economic ills, reformed financial regulatory agencies, gotten to the bottom of the whole "torture" thing, and otherwise returned this country to a position of world leadership, and since you're just mopping up, you've got plenty of free time to send magic electronic word bullets from your fancy wireless talking pocket box.

Wonkette's Sara Smith has a nail of her own:

Remember back in 1780-something, when we had actual smart people writing our founding documents in beautiful longhand when they weren’t inventing new kinds of ploughs and bifocals and shit? Now our nation’s top legislators just type away like petulant teenage girls, with their thumbs, about how the president is so awful for spending the weekend in Paris.