Thursday, June 4, 2009

Ghost in a Bottle


Hmmm, bottled ghosts. What could possibly go wrong with that?

At $20 a pop, bottled ghosts have the potential to become the supernatural Pet Rock of our generation. And the bottles are sealed with wax after the ghosts are captured, so, like, it's sooo secure. I mean, look at Jeanie - she was defenseless until Major Nelson uncorked the damned bottle.


As long as some long-suffering bureaucrat named Walter Peck doesn't come along and shut down our power grid....


Ray: This is where we put all the vapors and entities and slimers that we trap. Quite simple really. Load a trap here, open, unlock the system. Insert the trap, release, close, lock the system. Set your entry grid, neutralize your field and... the light is green, the trap is clean! The ghost is incarcerated here in our custom-made storage facility.


For Questionable Sale: Ghosts in Bottles , via Geekologie


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