Monday, June 8, 2009

T-Mobile Breach May Result in Zeta Jones Ass Sharing

Glancing at the T-Mobile website, their slogan is now Stick Together. I shit you not.

I guess by sticking together they mean putting a bunch of their sensitive files in one big insecure place to make it easier for cyber-criminals to make off with them?

T-Mobile is investigating reports that they've been compromised in the wake of a neener-neener big fat wiener posting on Full Disclosure that announced some black hat had made off with the jewels and was offering them to the highest bidder.

To be fair, we should all take a deep breath until this claim is either proven or dismissed as bunk. Given that T-Mobile is now answering questions from the traditional media, it will be difficult to keep this genie in the bottle if it turns out that the databases were indeed snatched and in the possession of the bad guys (or girls).


If, however, this turns out to be true, I suggest that any T-Mobile penalty somehow includes sharing Catherine Zeta Jones' ass.


Security Fix - T-Mobile Investigating Data Breach Claims , via Security Fix


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