Monday, June 1, 2009

Stupid Criminals, Part 418

BoingBoing has the scoop on an enterprising dude who attempted to rob a convenience store of cigarettes while wearing an empty beer carton on his noggin.

You'll be shocked to learn that the event ended in failure, with the perp fleeing and the evidence left behind for forensic fingerprinting.

Beer is obviously a gateway drug that leads to robbery, and it should be outlawed immediately.


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