Rubber duckie, you're the one! You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber duckie - what are you doing with that electrical outlet??
This one-time use suicide device mercifully turned out to be fake.
Good thing - my wife collects those cute little bath toys, so it will be better to die the all-natural way - crushed beneath an immense pile of latex.
I Want Out: Electrocuting Rubber Duckie, via Geekologie