Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Somali Pirate Guide to Not Getting Killed by Americans

Gawker gives once and future Somali pirates some excellent career advice. Such advice, if not followed by the Somali pirates, will result in much shorter pirating careers.

For example:

Do not fuck with America any more: If you do, you will be totally wiped off the map, okay? Just don't.

Now that's career advice we could all follow.

The Somali Pirates' Guide to Flourishing Without Getting Killed By America

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