Via Geekologie, townsfolk in a small Pennsylvania town are all a-twitter over a sexy pirate statue who is, shall we say, gifted in the treasure chest department.
Of course, the local Roman Catholic priest is mortified, equating the statue to "soft porn." Obviously, Father Commolly has never experienced the disappointment of dropping eight bucks on a SpectraVision movie during a stay at the Marriott Courtyard, or he would have a better understanding of the difference between the two.
What's next, Father? Mobilizing forces to end the practice of watching the women hang their unmentionables on the outdoor clothesline to dry?
Besides, I thought the body part most admired by pirates was the booty. Arrrr!
Sexy Pirate Statue Angers Townspeople