"Well, That's a Pisser!" Doll

A doll that pees on you might be hysterical for kids, but speaking as a formerly urine-splattered dad who has raised multiple children, unless this robotic baby peen squirts Grey Goose vodka, I don't see the benefit.



Here's a tip - stop giving the little bastard something to drink and you'll be amazed at how quickly it stops going potty.

It's called super-parenting.

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