Thursday, April 22, 2010

What's With All The Anal Sex Studies?

The NYC Department of Health recently released a report entitled, "Women, Unprotected Anal Sex and HIV Risk", in which female respondents between 18 - 64 weighed in on their butt sex habits.

I know what you're thinking: I can't get my girlfriend/wife/boyfriend to play Alabama Hot Pocket, and granny is grabbing her ankles on a regular basis? Damn.

Also surprising - only 23% of women use a condom during the rusty trombone, but 61% of gay men do, which drives a very clear message. Gay dudes don't want to touch poo with their dicks but straight guys aren't so picky if given the chance.

Wear a condom, people. We'd like Mildred to be rockin' the doggy style well into her 90s. And Murray, too.

Via Gawker

1 comment:

  1. Though a CDC 2005 study shows that 40% of men and 35% of women have engaged in heterosexual anal sex (which, from a purely mathematical perspective, means you boys out there are just shameless hussies), it fails to mention how much of the male statistic is pitching versus catching.

    So, I propose an equity-based solution that I think will even out the stats. Pegging: you first, boys.


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