I know what you're thinking: I can't get my girlfriend/wife/boyfriend to play Alabama Hot Pocket, and granny is grabbing her ankles on a regular basis? Damn.
Also surprising - only 23% of women use a condom during the rusty trombone, but 61% of gay men do, which drives a very clear message. Gay dudes don't want to touch poo with their dicks but straight guys aren't so picky if given the chance.
Wear a condom, people. We'd like Mildred to be rockin' the doggy style well into her 90s. And Murray, too.
Via Gawker
Though a CDC 2005 study shows that 40% of men and 35% of women have engaged in heterosexual anal sex (which, from a purely mathematical perspective, means you boys out there are just shameless hussies), it fails to mention how much of the male statistic is pitching versus catching.
ReplyDeleteSo, I propose an equity-based solution that I think will even out the stats. Pegging: you first, boys.