Friday, April 9, 2010

Haik U Glenn Beck

The Jewish Fund For Justice is pushing back on racist cry-baby Glenn Beck by hosting a site where you can create and share a personal haiku.

Some of my favorites:

Consider Glenn Beck.
See intelligent design?
I didn't think so.

Glenn Beck's crying eyes,
tears fall like cherry blossoms,
quick, change his diaper.

Of social justice
You say we should be afraid
I disagree dude
 
Glenn Beck, Pied Piper
Of the moronic masses
Teach them how to spell

And Jesus said to
All his hungry disciples
"Hands off my fish, chumps"

 Via BoingBoing

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