President Barack Obama was on Meet the Press with David "Fluffy" Gregory this past weekend, and The Bobblespeak Translations put together an overview.
I particularly enjoyed this "exchange" between Fluffy and Rep. Boehner, dickweed from Ohio:
Gregory: Boner - I dare you to say something non-stupid
Boehner: Big Government arble garble
Gregory: are you conservatives all racists?
Boehner: Big Govgarble babaabbaabafrmf merrrgle
Graham: Obama accused Republicans of lying so we had to call him a Nazi
Gregory: but Grassley really was a liar
Lindsay: the President is clearly an unhinged lunatic screaming all the time and being all combative by saying he wouldn’t tolerate liars - that was a slap in the face to the GOP
Gregory: no offense but you people come across as frankly crazy and we’re all worried about another Oklahoma City
Lindsay: well people carrying guns and committing bombings is quite understandable when Obama is proposing a very high budget
Gregory: that justifies calling Obama Hitler?
Bohener: cap and trade - people are scared to death!!
Gregory: to death?? over that??
Boehner: he’s a socialist and he’s going to destroy the country and people are really really really scared!!
Gregory: George Bush left this country a wreck and all you can do is scream about Marxist and compare Obama to Pol Pot
Boehner: no we have great ideas like ending malpractice lawsuits and letting people buy health insurance on the market
Gregory: that’s it?
Boehner: Obama never invites me to the White House
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