Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Christianity: Yeah, That Makes Sense

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.


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  1. CindyNovember 4, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    So what happened? Did the universe magically appear out of nothing... oh wait there were particles that always existed...and no one created anything.
    God is real. Be brave, ask Him not humans

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  2. AnonymousAugust 27, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    Gee Cindy, who created your God?

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  3. UNTITLEDSeptember 5, 2012 at 12:59 AM

    Cindy look at the facts. there is no proof that Jesus Christ ever existed. Go believe "Gods truth" you nut!

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  4. UNTITLEDSeptember 5, 2012 at 1:00 AM

    Cindy, there are no facts of Jesus christ eve existing. The romans kept meticulous records. Somehow everything was created by "god" after he was born as jesus christ his son who is also his father god? What!

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