Showing posts with label Glenn Beck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Glenn Beck. Show all posts

Friday, April 9, 2010

Haik U Glenn Beck

The Jewish Fund For Justice is pushing back on racist cry-baby Glenn Beck by hosting a site where you can create and share a personal haiku.

Some of my favorites:

Consider Glenn Beck.
See intelligent design?
I didn't think so.

Glenn Beck's crying eyes,
tears fall like cherry blossoms,
quick, change his diaper.

Of social justice
You say we should be afraid
I disagree dude
 
Glenn Beck, Pied Piper
Of the moronic masses
Teach them how to spell

And Jesus said to
All his hungry disciples
"Hands off my fish, chumps"

 Via BoingBoing

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Glenn Beck Wants You To Have Fresh Corn Come The Global Apocalypse

First, they came for your tomatoes. Then they came for your sugar snap peas.

It's time to fight back. Glenn Beck wouldn't stretch to truth to make a buck, would he?

It seems that the crazy people now want to make some scratch by charging you $150 for some dirt and seeds, because when the fornicating gay marriage crowd succeeds in destroying our way of life, we're still gonna want some fresh vegetable soup to remove the bitter taste of lasciviousness from our pie holes.

The Survival Seed Bank is running ads on Beck's show, hoping to cash in on selling seeds to the bed-wetters who are afraid of - well - just about everything, it seems.

I'm a little unsure if Survival Seed Bank takes doubloons or Kruggerands, which could be a problem for Beck-watchers, since they would have traded all of their currency for gold by now.

Nice minimalist web site, too. Very GeoCities 1993.

Via BoingBoing


Saturday, November 7, 2009

Jon Stewart on Glenn Beck

You would think that the 24x7 news channels, with so much airtime to fill, might pick up on this meme. You would be wrong.

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