Meat House Kit

Growing up in an era before video games, computers, or other electronic diversions, we spent a lot of time creating things via classic toys like Lite Brite, Legos, and Erector Sets, but what stood apart was Lincoln Logs.

With only five or six different pieces, all made from real wood, structures were built in the very same way as they had been in the generations since Lincoln Logs were invented in 1916. Interesting factoid - they were invented by architect Frank Lloyd Wright's son, John Lloyd Wright.

How could we ugly, obese Americans update a timeless freaking classic? By turning to meat.

The Hot Dog Hideaway Kit allows you to build Lincoln-esqe cabins out of tubes of meat products extruded into artificial casings. I'd like my cottage with onions and mustard, please.

Whether your kids have dreamed of constructing a redhot shanty, a hot dog hovel, or a Coney castle, this kit will allow them to realize their frankfurter fantasy.

Plus it has pate spackle - delicious and sturdy.

Via Neatorama