Mark Sanford has flamed out South America style. John Ensign boinked one of his staff. Sarah Palin quit. Newt Gingrich is nuts.Who is able to carry forward the conservative message? What figure has a solid background of deep study, accumulating years and years of experience and reams of data with which to intelligently frame logical, well-reasoned right-wing principles?
How about the beauty queen who had fake boobs installed and co-hosted Fox & Friends?
No kidding.
Wonkette has the details on Carrie Prejean, the former pageant loser who made the mistake of answering a Perez Hilton question on the gays, which became a rallying cry among the conservative base but caused howls of outrage among the other 90% of people in this country who are...well...humans who believe in fairness.
So cram some silicone sacks in your chest, pose for some soft-core porn photos early in your modeling career, be all fake and superficial while holding unpopular beliefs, and spend some mornings repeatedly touching the male hosts of Fox & Friends like you have a case of wingnut TV obsessive-compulsive disorder, and perhaps you too can get a book deal.
Do you know how to read and write? Oh, never mind - doesn't really matter.
Imabe by cattias. photos via flickr
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