Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Stone Door Knocker

If you're feeling like a creature of the millennium, but you desire a decorating accessory that pays homage to your Bedrock past, perhaps the stone door knocker is perfect for you. Yabba dabba doo.

Plucked uniquely from a river (which must be true, since I've never found two rocks that look the same), then housed in stainless steel, this pricey piece screams "I've made nature my bitch!"

At $98, I'm not sure who the bitch might be, but then, I've never owned a $5000 shower curtain or given my wife a Lexus for Christmas.



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