If you're feeling like a creature of the millennium, but you desire a decorating accessory that pays homage to your Bedrock past, perhaps the stone door knocker is perfect for you. Yabba dabba doo.
Plucked uniquely from a river (which must be true, since I've never found two rocks that look the same), then housed in stainless steel, this pricey piece screams "I've made nature my bitch!"
