Sarah Palin's 7-10 Split

Sarah Palin has agreed to be the keynote speaker at this summer's International Bowl Expo 2010.

I can't stop laughing about that.

Just when I think I'm finished giggling, I read this statement from Steven Johnson, executive director of the Bowling Proprietors' Association of America:

“Sarah Palin is a great friend to the bowling industry and we’re so proud and honored to welcome her as our keynote speaker at International Bowl Expo 2010."

The bowling industry is obviously hopeful that people will funnel their righteous anger and indignation down the center of sixty feet of commercially-waxed maple.

Beer and nachos, also.

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