Sweden Sticks Out

Sweden, the northern European Utopia of all things cold and neutral, has aroused a number of its citizens with an offer for free prosthetic penises.

I'll let that sink in for a minute - free prosthetic penises.

In their defense, these penises are not fully functional, which could mean that they are left over from the recent Republican elections.

Destined for transsexuals (again, a key GOP demographic), the penises are meant to offer balance to the free wigs, breast implants, and hair removal that are already offered to those undergoing sex-change operations. And while a recipient would be able to urinate through the prosthesis, no erection would be possible due to the government rules that mandate they not participate in the financing or distribution of any device that could be considered a "sexual aid".

To which I say - keep your limp noodle. I'd rather build one out of old cargo pallets.