Stupid Security

Stupid Security has the story of a man who watched as a woman in New Zealand clogged up the security checkpoint line, fishing out her tiny nail clippers that were confiscated before she was allowed to board.

The man who witnessed this moved to his seat on the plane and immediately started to smell gasoline. Troubling, because airplanes don't run on gasoline, and the smell kept getting worse.

After awhile, the man was alarmed enough to grab a flight attendant, and they searched until they found the source of the smell - a chainsaw in a bag in the overhead bin.

The owner of the chainsaw was found, and he claimed that he had shown it to airport security, but they let it through because it wasn't on their list of items to confiscate.