Friday, August 8, 2008

Late Night Snark

Jon Stewart: We just heard that Iraq has announced an 80-billion dollar surplus. How are they gonna spend this money?
John Oliver: Well John, like everything in Iraq now, it is up for reasoned discussion. Some have suggested a few infrastructure improvements and then socking the rest away. Others would like to construct a giant bed, cover it with all the money, and then let everyone in the country just roll around on it Scrooge McDuck-style. Others still would like to hire a mercenary army like Blackwater to drive out the infidel American force.
---The Daily Show

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