Paris Says, “That’s hot!”

A German scientist believes that heated seats installed in some cars are killing off your little buddies. It's already an uphill swim for most of them, but increasing your scrotal temperature even slightly can damage the sperm production process.

As part of a study, temperature sensors were affixed to the scrotums of 30 healthy men, and then scientists sat back and watched the mercury rise, if you catch my drift. No word yet on where you go to find volunteers for this sort of thing.

So, all you guys out there take a moment to reflect on the fact that our twig and berries are on the outside for a reason. Just say no to toasty nards.