Bra Rice Farm

I get that space is tight in Japan, and finding fertile agricultural area can be problematic.

But a rack of risotto? Basmati boobs? Don't even get me started on sticky rice.

Has anyone ever seen an instance where fashion meets foodstuffs and the result is better than when they were separate?

This is bad news. Rice is high in carbohydrates, and my triglycerides are bad enough without bobbing for breasts.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go water the garden.

Pant a garden...in your bra

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