Thursday, May 27, 2010

Republicans Are Worried About Gays Violating Their Foxholes (if you know what I mean)

Republicans have a point. When I was in a foxhole, bullets whizzing overhead, in moments when I wasn't contemplating certain death, I had an overwhelming urge to hump the dogface ass-deep in the mud next to me. And I'm not even gay.

Imagine how difficult it would be for a homo who couldn't control his craven desires.


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