Thursday, May 13, 2010

I Love The Smell of Terror Smell in the Morning

The Poor Man Institute has some keen advice for those who are demagoging after the recent Times Square attempted fireworks demonstration:

Can I make a tactical suggestion?  If you find the Center for Advanced Study in Terror Arts and Sciences where Mr. Shazad received the technical training which led him to build a “bomb” out of bottle rockets and Miracle-Gro, and then gave him the operational training such that he was somehow incapable of setting fire to fucking gasoline, please do not do anything which would lead to any disruption of classes.  I’ll give you a moment to let that sink in.  If anything, the US government should be making sure they have the best facilities and most attractive campus for training people how to fail six different ways at terrorizing anyone.

We shouldn't be afraid of these nitwits. Terrorism only works if fear changes your way of life.

We should be curled up on the floor, giggling. That's how you win the war on terror.

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