Shirtless Kirk - To Boldly Go Where No Scent Has Gone Before

Want to know something about chicks? Sure you do. Look at me. Look. At. Me.

Chicks dig dudes with a hairless, commanding scent. Who speak...in...halting...sentences.

Muscular, sinewy officers who battle Gorn until the man-lizard is overcome by the power of Kirk-sweat and righteousness. That's the essence of manliness, the fragrance of fortitude.

You don't want to smell of Spock. That's illogical.

Bones Balm? Dammit, it's a cologne, not an ointment, Jim!

You want Shirtless Kirk. It combs your hair between takes of a fight scene. Your scent arrives at Alpha Centauri before you do. And it helps you score alien babes.

Damn straight.

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