Thursday, May 27, 2010
Shirtless Kirk - To Boldly Go Where No Scent Has Gone Before
Chicks dig dudes with a hairless, commanding scent. Who speak...in...halting...sentences.
Muscular, sinewy officers who battle Gorn until the man-lizard is overcome by the power of Kirk-sweat and righteousness. That's the essence of manliness, the fragrance of fortitude.
You don't want to smell of Spock. That's illogical.
You want Shirtless Kirk. It combs your hair between takes of a fight scene. Your scent arrives at Alpha Centauri before you do. And it helps you score alien babes.