Popeye Squirt Gun

I yam what I yam - a nautical plunger-penis with a gaping hole in my posterior.

This is disturbing on several levels, none of which have anything to do with water or shooting.

I realize that Brutus was bigger and stronger, and heck, with a little Olive Oyl, just about anything is possible, but c'mon, man. Give a sailor a break.

These were kids cartoons, not episodes of The Wire.

Popeye Squirt Gun, via Neatorama