Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Borowitz - Poll: Majority Favor Earlier Bedtime For McCain

It's funny because it could be true:

In the wake of several cranky public utterances by Arizona's senior senator in recent days, a new poll shows that a majority of Americans favor an earlier bedtime for John McCain.

Fifty-two percent of those surveyed strongly agreed with the statement, "When John McCain says he doesn't want to serve in the Senate even though he is running for re-election it makes me think he is staying up too late."


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