We once had a huge black Lab that shook, quivered, and drooled every time it rained. Then we had a dog that bit your face off if you glanced at him funny. Now we pal around with a beagle / collie mix who is pretty easy-going. We can't have that.
We should buy one of these things for our Roomba vacuum - a Horny Toad Cozy.
Imagine what a poor, innocent pooch would be thinking when the motorized prehistoric sucking machine came spinning around the corner, brushes twirling and sonar beeping. Feets, don't fail me now!
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
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