Don't wear fur. It's insensitive and smelly. Wear the Raccoon Roadkill Scarf instead.
Available from Etsy (motto: Christ, this place has everything), the scarf is constructed of fleece and looks oh so toasty.
It appears that the artist will customize the snuggly animal carcass of your choosing if you're polite enough to ask. Even a live one if you have no imagination or belong to PETA.
$5 if you're in the US, $7 if you're everywhere else. Such a deal.