Will Brazilian Butt Dance Give Me A Broken Beak?

Will the Surra de Bunda, or "ass-licking kicking" dance as it's quaintly labeled, cause me a traumatic brain injury? Or will that honor fall to my wife, who would most certainly knock me senseless if a wiggly-assed hottie hooked her feet on my shoulders and bounced her bondonkadonk off my beak?