We've Got Them Right Where We Want Them

John McCain is planning to stage an updated stump speech later today that he claims will "turn around" his campaign heading into the final days.

From Talking Points Memo:

"My friends, we've got them just where we want them," McCain will tell a rally in Virginia, according to advance excerpts obtained by Reuters, as he tries to reinvigorate his faltering campaign in the final stretch to the Nov. 4 election.

With the clock ticking down on his chance to narrow Obama's advantage, McCain will unveil a new stump speech that a campaign source said would mark a "more forceful tone" by the Arizona senator in his quest for the presidency.

I'd like to make the observation that with the ways he keeps turning his campaign around, all he's doing is cork-screwing himself into the dirt.