Saturday, September 13, 2008

Mail Order Husbands

So the dating thing isn't going very well for you? And you've had nothing but freaks and losers and Tom as your My Space friends? eHarmony found out you lied during your personality profile and kicked you off?

Fear not. If you're a single woman looking for Mr. Right, perhaps this site is for you.

What's your preference? How about the guy who warns you not to drink paint thinner, because he did, and hoo-boy, it's a bad idea! Or the gent who says "Ladies, serving your needs is my game." Well, that and finding his four missing front teeth.

Drop me a comment and let me know who you would pick as your dream man. Guys, you can do it too. It wouldn't make you appear any less masculine in my eyes. Just don't post your profile there.

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