Arrrrr, mateys. Tis only 10 more days until TLAP Day 2008. Make sure Sept. 19 is marked on yer parchment. For those of you who aren't familiar with this holiday, please visit their website.
We'll certainly be looking forward to a 24-hour period of saucy wenches, plank walkin', and talkin' smartly in the sea-farin' way of old. I'll be avoiding the bung holes. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Top Pickup Lines from the TLAP site:
10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
rrrrrrrr....me be waitin' to steer me ship into her harbor....rrrrr
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