Saturday, July 3, 2010

Sex on the Streets in Cincinnati

The Cincinnati Pride parade just happens to fall on the July 4th weekend this year. What's the patriotic thing to do?

Freak out!

Via Think Progress:

“We think its not right for them to invade the Fourth of July, and we’re trying to warn people that if they do go downtown they may be exposed to some deviant behavior,” Phil Burress, president of Citizens for Community Values. “Everything from sex in the streets to topless women.”…”It bothers me that they’re going downtown on the Fourth of July, and it has nothing to do with the July celebration. Nothing,” Burress said.

I wonder how many times Lee Greenwood's voice will be heard crooning over the festivities as the flag-waving crowd warbles off-key in agreement to this particular line from the chorus:

"I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free."

The possibility of sex in the streets is the best these folks can muster in their vain attempt to portray the LGBT community as shocking to the sensibilities of families. It's ok for Girls Gone Wild to show their tits in Fort Lauderdale, or women in New Orleans to flash flesh in exchange for plastic beads, but we can't have any of that freaky lesbian topless stuff, no sir.

God Bless the USA.

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