Live Blogging the Declaration of Independence

Have you ever wondered how modern bloggers might have covered the Declaration of Independence?

No? Me either. But this fisking is still pretty hilarious.

Jefferson has buried an obviously untrue assertion after a rather longwinded series of unsubstantiated premises. [And what's with the capitalization? Is Course a proper noun now?-ed.] Is it really necessary to dissolve our political bonds? Really? Does the earth have powers? [And why isn't "earth" capitalized? Surely, it's closer to being a proper noun than "course."-ed.]