Utah Lawmaker Worries About Choking on the Gays

Utah State Senator Chris Buttars (R) doesn't have a problem with the gays, necessarily. He's just fearful that one will get stuck in his throat, perhaps while children are watching:

BUTTARS: I meet with the gays here and there. They were in my house two weeks ago. I don’t mind gays. But I don’t want ‘em stuffing it down my throat all the time. Certainly not in my kid’s face.

And that, my friends, is why Republican Chris Buttars opposes allowing same-sex couple to  adopt children. You can't wear a mask to protect yourself from the gay like you can the pig flu.

Via Think Progress