Monday, November 16, 2009

Good Science - Accidental Anal Intercourse Study


Being a skeptic, I like anecdotal information that can be backed up with hard data.

The Association of Forensic Physicians (UK) takes a different position in determining the depth and breadth of accidental anal sex in a penetrating new study.

Accidental? As in "Oops?"

I'm not buying it. What, did someone slip on a banana peel?

Of the 512 (47.9%) replies, there were 498 individuals who had had a previous heterosexual relationship and may have experienced accidental anal intercourse. Of these, there were 26 (7.2%) males and 14 (10.4%) females who reported at least one lifetime episode of accidental anal intercourse.

With a >40% reported incidence of alcohol involvement by at least one of the parties involved in the accident, this seems less an unfortunate circumstance than it does someone looking to take advantage of impaired judgment to do the nasty.

Just admit it, folks. Getting drunk gives you an excuse to not feel guilty about the Alabama Hot Pocket.

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