Real Time Mario Soundtrack By Violin

Pac Man vs. Mario

Pixels - Arcade Game Disaster Movie

How someone turns this into a full-length feature film is beyond my pea brain, but the short is amazing.



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Is Mario Kart Socialism?

I had never really thought about it, since Mario Kart is, well, a game.

But Walker Frost has a point:

However, this isn’t any ordinary race. About every quarter-mile — and I’m just approximating here — the carbon-fuming peloton will rush through a neatly-laid chain of ‘question boxes.’ Think of it as that speed bump at Wal-Mart that you can’t safety drive around. But instead of abruptly dislodging your Super-Sized Frostie from the cupholder, a question box will randomly grant you one of a dozen superpowers.

Pretty good deal, right? Not always. As it turns out, the type of superpower ‘randomly’ provisioned correlates negatively with your position in the race. So for example, if you are a great go-kart driver at the front of the pack, you are likely to be provided with a small banana, which can be strategically slipped under the wheels of a trailing opponent to induce a minor spin-out. Not exactly a game-changer. Compare that to the perks of last place where you are guaranteed a potentially devastating superpower, such as a lighting bolt that fries all of your opponents and leaves their shrunken figures to scurry around the racecourse like ants for you to crush under-tire. Or, my personal favorite, the power to instantly transform into a massive silver bullet and rocket your way past racecourse obstacles and past that smug over-achiever holding the banana.

To put it simply, the all-powerful Mario Kart Administrator provisions resources to each player according to her needs. It’s socialism, plain and simple. This is why we should all be infuriated by the lack of a good-ole American video game programming industry. Forget that every other game out there romantically extolls the virtues of American militarism, which can be relived daily in the timeless conquest over the Nazis or Aliens, or whatever the evil de jour. Mario Kart is training future generations of James Taggarts to quietly hide among the unambitious masses and wait for the system to provide deliverance.

Image via Pixteca MX's photostream on flickr

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Grand Theft Auto Meets Frogger

Ping Pong Fighter

Mario Kart: The Movie

It's a shame this is satire and not a real movie, because it looks ten times better than G.I. Joe.



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8-Bit Trip: A Lego Homage to Video Games of Yore

I love Legos. Always have. Always will.

Swedish band Rymdreglage spent 1500 hours putting together this stop-action video tribute to some of the old 8-bit video games that many of us grew to enjoy.



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Toad is Flipping Us Off in Mario Brothers

Makes me wonder why I never noticed this before.

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Casting Couch: Super Mario Villains

Pac-Man on Twitter

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