Get Your Crazy Michele Bachmann Action Figure

She doesn't have the kung-fu grip of GI Joe, or wet her pants like Hasbro's Baby Alive, but the Michele Bachmann action figure doll most certainly involves bending and twisting in order to distort common positions into unrecognizable wack-a-doodle poses.

And it's only $34.95. That's probably due to supply & demand.

The market is flooded with crazy right now.

Via Talking Points Memo

Michele Bachmann Remains Alarmingly Confused

Michele Bachmann, eccentric Congressperson from Minnesota, was on Sean Hannity's radio show this week, because crazy likes company.

Bachmann made the following statement, as reported by Talking Points Memo:

"That's why people need to continue to go to the town halls, continue to melt the phone lines of their liberal members of Congress," said Bachmann, "and let them know, under no certain circumstances will I give the government control over my body and my health care decisions."

Is this the same pro-life Michele Bachmann who fervently believes that the government has the right to tell women they can't have abortions, even though they are completely legal medical procedures?

Inquiring minds want to know.